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The most amazing person in the world who I love to show affection because I care about him a lot. He can be very sarcastic and funny and loves to argue but I absolutely love spending time with him.
I pulled a Matthew after I argued about why an Android is better than an iPhone with Alex.
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The sweetest and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He listens to you and cheers you up when your mad or sad or angry. He's also fucking hilarious and has the biggest elephant in the world. Matthew is amazing, and he also loves sandwiches and he is amazing at math.
1) girl :WOW look at that guy his elephant his huge! he must be a matthew
2) girl 1: aww that guy is soo sweet!
girl 2: yea his name is matthew
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A really good friend. He's an awesome person and will defend those he loves.
Hey! It's matthew!
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Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
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A boy or man with a very large penis. When people say penis, people will often think of the name Matthew or vice versa. Everybody likes Matthew and anybody who doesn't is usually a slut, an asshole, or a bitch.
My Matthew is bigger than the world!
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Has a big penis usually
6.2 inches long and 4.5 inches girth
Matthew has a above average penis
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A tall,handsome and caring guy. If he's your best friend he is loyal, fun, amazing and will turn your frown upside down, if he's your lover...he's all of that and much more :)
*Girl speaking to Matthew in hallway of college*
Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to?
Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that <3
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