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An Extremely Evil Narcissistic Girl who cares only about herself, Usually a Libra who won't bat an eye before throwing you under the bus, Has no emotions or empathy whatsoever, Maura is an indecisive Demon who will belittle you until your self esteem self destructs...
Although Maura is the most beautiful girl on the Earth she is incapable of Love...
Beware of Maura... She will steal your soul and shit on it
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Maura Isles is a Chief medical examiner in the TV series Rizzoli and Isles. She is a beautiful, 'in the closet' lesbian with her best friend, Detective Jane Rizzoli. Although they both know they are in love with eachother, neither will actually admit it.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.
Me: Why won't you just admit you're gay?
Friend: Because i'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Maura Isles and just admit it!
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The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.
I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared
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A phrase which is likely chanted in the Bridgewater Middle Schools class of 2022. Shawn being the hairy monkey is in desperate need of a mate seeks companionship with the Maura. This chant in his favor made him relevant in the Bridgewater Middleschool
Some may chant at lunch, “shawn and Maura(clap clap clap clap clap).....” and so on
When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.
Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.
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To "maura out" of something is to bitch out at the last minute after promising that you would complete said action. One who "mauras out" usually profusely promises to do it the next time, but of course the next time he or she promptly mauras out once again.
I totally thought I was going to hang out with her last night until she maura'd out!
I'm not even going to make plans with him because I know he'll maura out!
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