May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

May 1st

This date and month is special,mmm special like for the homosexuals

You were born in may 1st, your a faggot

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May 1st

May 1st is national send booty pics day!

Person 1: "It's May 1st! Happy national send booty pics day!"
Person 2: "happy national send booty pics day!" *Sends a booty pic to person 1*
Person 1: "awww thanks"

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May 1st

An angel would be born in this day. This day shows that if you were born in it you belong with an early June bird. Someone born in the first 5 days of June and may belong together.

Born in may 1st? May 1st - June 5th is when your soulmate is born

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may 1st

national kiss your boys goodnight day

I kiss my homie on the forehead on may 1st

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May 1st girl

A girl thats born in May 1st is the baddest bitch you've ever seen, they're very beautiful and they have charm talking to you. If you fall for them, then its worth dating them. So ask!

My crush: who is that? My friend: Thats a may 1st girl. Shes a bad bitch

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National May 1st day

Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.

It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!