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He'll do the dishes.
Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
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Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww
Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
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when someone takes a hellacious dump in a washer with a load of laundry then turns the washer one..
i went to put the laundry in the dryer, and there was shit all over my clothes..that punk bitch danny must of gave me a maytag mudslide...
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when you take a poop in someones washer machine!
hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
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When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
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In my prison, a maytag was a dude, usually a junkie, who washed people’s clothes for commissary. There were usually 2-3 maytags on a pod vying for business and they would cement their reputation by stealing bleach or using peroxide toothpaste to spot scrub other inmates’ clothes. But a maytag was never the name for a person being sexually victimized, they were lower level workers in the prison economy who’d refer to themselves as The Maytag to hustle up commie washing state clothes overnight.
Yo, my shit got a coffee stain, who’s the maytag on the pod?
I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.
You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.