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Karen Mckinnon

Karen Mckinnon is someone who has an extremely long neck. Sometimes referred to as Mckinnon, they can either be male or female.

Wow that lady has a Karen Mckinnon.

by nigelthornberry24 August 15, 2011

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McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: đź’€

by LeakedUrSecrets September 9, 2023


Jabo mckinnon management

Jabo Mckinnon Management is a Hip-Hop & R&B Management company in Gainesville Florida.

Jabo Mckinnon management manages Shooo Entertainment artists along with other hiphop artists.

by Applegate Ent Agency February 15, 2022


2019 McKinnon Secondary Scandal

The 2019 McKInnon Secondary Scandal was an incident when the school blatantly lied about and covered up using

In early 2019, the school had an undisclosed scandal that was hurriedly covered up. The official report was a “slight misendeavor of no real significance.” All other enquiries relating to this incident were mysteriously postponed and silenced. However, the author can reveal the true nature of the circumstances. It all started with a viral Tik Tok trend (don’t know which one, we don’t use it) which persuaded children to deface school equipment and trash bathrooms, for the sake of gaining views and likes. Long story short, one student was framed for it (everything that others had previously done) and was pressured by the school to confess guilt. Being the only suspect (the school claimed this person was responsible for all), he ultimately had no evidence and as the school was an object of immense respect, it was their words against this unfortunate student. Following this, the school successfully blackmailed him by threatening to reveal the entire drama with the police if he did not confess and seek involuntary mental support. As mentioned before, it was the school’s word against his so he had no other choice but to admit guilt.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the 2019 McKinnon Secondary Scandal?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard NAME REDACTED was wrongly accused for it. The school had no solid proof.
Person 1: I know right. It's just a complete abuse of power. Also principals shouldn't have such power because they are unreliable and tell lies.
Person 2: Fr.

by LeakedUrSecrets September 9, 2023


Luke McKinnon

Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and although he is a virgin, he will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute. He loves staying up to 1am playing the PS5, and his favourite game is GOW. He probably lives with 3 or more cats aswell.

Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.

by BellaorNot September 10, 2023


Luke McKinnon

Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute.

Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.

by BellaorNot September 10, 2023


lee mckinnon

oh no lee saw the definition. big fucking deal

as in lee is still a pussy

by kyle June 2, 2003