A cool,awesome,skilled Guy whos very smart and nice but laughs at Almost everything
He is still laughing!
Well he is a Melker after all
A chill and cool person, likes Fortnite and Mountain Dew. He has a lot of friends and is pretty popular. He’ll make egdy and offensive jokes but he’s well funny.
- Omg you’re so MELKER!
A cool person
A really cool Guy who everyone loves.
He as a gigantic dick that girls loves.
And he is romantic and haves a lot of talents. And he is really good in school but he is a real badass
Ohhh that's melker why cant I be him
Melker is a person that's handsome but sometimes enoying. He is very smart and has often many friends. He is very good in school.
Wow he looks like he is smart.
Yeah, but he is a little bit enoying.
Yeah he is probably a Melker
He is the most handsome and he is a master at gameing. He likes to get attention and do their best to get attention. He gets no girls. He likes your mama jokes.
That is so Melker dude.
Melker is one of the most handsome guys on this Word. He's loving and caring for others and he has a HUGE penis
Wow that Guy is so handsome he must be a Melker
A good farm guy, always makes the best bread from the countryside. Very fond of cops (see them as parents) and hugs them when he sees one on the street. Always with a dip in his mouth and some freshly made cranberry juice from the ol' tree by the river.