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Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.
What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head
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a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali
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The sweetest and most caring person you'll ever meet. The moment you hear her voice you wont be able to get enough and will do anything to hear it again. Every time you see her gorgeous face, you'll notice something that makes her even more unique. She is the girl of your dreams who you see yourself marrying one day. I love you kassie <3 shes also a bitch
Someone: Hey! whats your name?
Kassandra Lee Melton : I have a boyfriend!
Someone: oh okay.......
When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!