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Dumb boy poo poo sailor boy, I hope you have scurvy.
"Hey, you see that guy covered in poop over there?"
"Yeah, that's Herman Melville, he--"
"I hope he has scurvy."
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Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.
I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.
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A Scottish, Edinburgh-based slang term for male underpants of any variety
His trousers were so far down his backside you could see his stewart melvilles
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When a previously reliable high profile social media account starts posting questionable content.
"I used to love that account, but 6 months ago it went Full Melville..."
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A snake in glossier lip gloss and doc Martins.
Wouldn't you just love it if her ugliness from the inside showed on the outside?
I walked into brandy Melville just looking for some cute clothes but instead I got a brandy Melville employee hissing at me and looking up and down my body wanting to bite me then posion me with her snake poissons.
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A cheap ass store that dumb and basic white girls go too. When they go to this store they think they are trendy and quirky, but really they are making a fool out of themselves. If you shop at this store your name is either Stephanie, Mia, or Molly.
Mia: OMG GIRL WE SHOULD TOTES GO TO BRANDY MELVILE
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>
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A boring but fun town
We all call it dead Ville
Everybody know everybody in Melville
Sarah;have u been to Melville
Joe; yes I met three people and they all knew each other