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Dumb boy poo poo sailor boy, I hope you have scurvy.
"Hey, you see that guy covered in poop over there?"
"Yeah, that's Herman Melville, he--"
"I hope he has scurvy."
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Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.
I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.
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A Scottish, Edinburgh-based slang term for male underpants of any variety
His trousers were so far down his backside you could see his stewart melvilles
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When a previously reliable high profile social media account starts posting questionable content.
"I used to love that account, but 6 months ago it went Full Melville..."
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A snake in glossier lip gloss and doc Martins.
Wouldn't you just love it if her ugliness from the inside showed on the outside?
I walked into brandy Melville just looking for some cute clothes but instead I got a brandy Melville employee hissing at me and looking up and down my body wanting to bite me then posion me with her snake poissons.
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A cheap ass store that dumb and basic white girls go too. When they go to this store they think they are trendy and quirky, but really they are making a fool out of themselves. If you shop at this store your name is either Stephanie, Mia, or Molly.
Mia: OMG GIRL WE SHOULD TOTES GO TO BRANDY MELVILE
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>
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Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie
BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller