mensa threat

Used in the negative, to refer to a person of inferior intelligence.

Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat

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mensa fanook

Half a fag, or bi-sexual cocksucking homo.

Bill: Hey dude, did you see last nights American Idol.

Joey: Hell no. What are you, a fucking mensa fanook?

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Mensa Corner

Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.

Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in

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Mensa Stewie

The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).

Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?

Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.

Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.

Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.

Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.

Mensa

English: a high IQ society aimed at identifying, understanding and support high intelligence.

Spanish: (m. Menso) a fucking idiot

English: Did you hear that Francis is in Mensa? he's so smart!
Spanish: sabias qué el Pancho es un menso?

Si, Pancho, ya sé que eres un menso.