Rural Dictionary

Miami

1. City in Miami-Dade County, Florida.
2. Often used to describe both the city proper and it's surrounding metropolitan area within Miami-Dade County, although it's limits can vary from person to person (i.e. Someone from North Miami-Dade may not consider parts of South Miami-Dade's suburbs to be "Miami".) This is acceptable usage, since the city limits of Miami are small and its aggomeration of urbanized areas have long since spilled beyond it's original borders.
3. A place where people who live in Miami-Dade County, especially in it's suburban neighborhoods, invoke in order to make himself appear to be more "street-credible" than he actually is.
Note on #3: While North Miami-Dade tends to be rougher than South Miami-Dade in general(although there are some exceptions; e.g. Aventura, Miami Shores) people from the southern suburbs, especially adolescences tend to utilize the image projected by the grittier northern neighborhoods to project their own neighborhood as a rough and gritty place to live in, while in reality they live in a comfortable suburban enviroment.

1. I'm from Miami. (He actually does live in Miami)
2. I'm from Miami. (He actually lives in Kendall)
3. I'm from Miami! (He acutally lives in CocoPlum or Key Biscayne or some other place I've never been to)

by ypresoi August 2, 2007

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Miami

The city that the Cubans claim they built. They forget that the city was built by Americans long before they got here, and they are only here because Americans allow them to be.

Those stupid Cubans think that they built Miami. Can't they read a history book? That's right, they're too stupid to read English!

by Billybank February 3, 2007

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Miami

1.) The best place to have fun @ night!
2.) Where the night life is held.
3.) No ferrari? How about a Bentley? Don't got that either? Hmm, rent one then!
4.) Famous people go there.
5.) Hot guys are there.
6.) Old people too...
7.) SHOPPING!!!
8.) A place I go to often...
9.) WHERE THE ARGENTINEAN PEOPLE ARE AT!!! I am argentinean, mind you. *and italian*

Miami, a hot place to be at!

by DitzySteph June 26, 2004

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Miami

miami is rich people breeding ground. rich people have their kids and let them run around the city doing drugs and spending money like it’s grown on the palm trees. there’s pinecrest/coral gables/ coconut grove rich kids who go to day schools like gulliver, ransom, st Brendan, columbus (all boys) shit like that. there’s beach kids who went to north beach or south pointe and then nautilus and then beach (obvi) they go to places like lincoln road and their huge yachts shi like that. then there’s pussy ass key rats who do nothing but go to sir pizzas and say the word gay. all the girls drool over max g until the poor kid whent to boarding school rip dude. and the guys masturbate to isa oti and Laursaccos Instagram pictures. That’s pretty much it. If ur poor (w some exceptions) and or ugly Miami is hell

girl 1: omg check snap map. alejos at Lincoln road
Girl2: omg out of all the places in Miami

by lilbabycloutgirl February 28, 2019

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