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A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.
A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.
Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.
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A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
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The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.
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A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
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When there is a big ass mother fucking explosions!
like a nuke
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION!?
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When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings
Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
Simply watch a Michael Bay movie with a group of friends, and every time there's an explosion, you take a shot. The last person alive wins.
Me and some buddies watched Transformers 2 last night drinking shots and tried the Michael Bay Drinking Game and I was the only survivor. They will sadly be missed.
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