a person who makes sure your team loses in a soccer game.
"what the fuck Mikkel Nielsen?!?! how didn't you catch that ball?"
A man whoβs first kiss was a boy, has 8 inches of foreskin. This man will get an std at age 35 and will be bald. Thatβs just fucking sad. He also likes poop.
1: Paul I just got a dirty mikkel from some chick
2: Charlie, this guy is a dirty mikkel
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A person with the name Mikkel, who loves banging chicks left and right. Though he gets rejected often. Also some dude who loves to be a dagser, and loves protein pancakes.
"Damn, Spiller Mikkel, how's it going with the girls? "
If your name is Mikkel Kenley, you're one of the hottest guys to ever walk on earth, you're very sexappealing and EXTREMELY handsome. You will get all women you walk by, and everyone will love you. You have a massive cock and you're not afraid to use it. But you're not just handsome, you're also very smart and good at everything, but mostly grammar and english. You're very funny and you have a lot of friends.
"I just became friends with Mikkel Kenley!"
"Woah! You're so lucky, I've been trying to talk with him for so long!"
"He's so awesome!"
When you forget to bring snacks from LIDL, leaving the whole team starving.
You just Mikkel P'ed the team, damn dogg!
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A guy who gets all the ladies and has a 20 cm long cock. he is shy in public but in the bedroom he dominates the partner.
he is hot, i bet he is a dirty Mikkel
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Mikkel Larsen is a guy known for his penis lenght, biggest penis in the dk
Mikkel Sebastian Larsen
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