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Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.

Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.

by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 31, 2011


Walleye Militia

An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.

I still can’t believe Johnny, the founder of the walleye militia, can’t fish for shit.

by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020


goosnav militia

The biggest meme militia in the world. It's under the control of supreme leader Goosnav and General Noosnav. Under their control they take out bad meme accounts, inappropriate accounts, porn accounts, etc on Instagram.

The goosnav militia scares me.

by Snavings January 9, 2018

49πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Michigan Militia

A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.

Nothing really to make an example of, its just a group

by Jeffery April 6, 2005

44πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Pan Militia

A band of people who are the only thing between the Ham Mafia and world domination.

Thank God we have the Pan Militia.

by Teh_Lizard September 22, 2019

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Militia Etheridge

A online gaming clan made up of "Women, with a different preference..." as thier saying goes. They are lesbos that play mostly action games. Thier clan tag is M\/E.

Are we playing Militia Etheridge in a clan match tonight?

by Gladdis July 7, 2004

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Maller Militia

Hardcore listeners and fans of The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. Well known for being blocked by William "Shatzy" Shatner after wishing him a Happy Birthday on Twitter. #MallerMilitia

"It was bloody knuckle boxing, it got ugly, it was heated Eddie, you know the name of the guy Eddie? What's the name of the guy?" "We wanted the Maller Militia to reach out to William Shatner" "It was Maller Militia vs Trekkies" ; "(Shatner) was so overwhelmed by the Maller Militia He was trying to block everyone" "He ends up accidentally following several members of the Maller Militia" "Shatner's following me Bennnnnnn!"

by specter woodland March 30, 2017

46πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž