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A snitching, over-sensitive, clueless, moronic, tattooed, gay loving, drug taking, whining, entitled non gender specifc person born late 80's to early 2000's who is full of mock empathy, mock sympathy, mock grief and mock outrage who loves any word they can stick "ist" or "phobe" on the end of and who thinks that having friends who are a different race, gay or crossdressing is groundbreaking and "progressive".
Person 1. Hey I see you got a new tattoo..it kinda looks like a man with tits?
Millennial: Yes its my tribute to the 20 trans-gender people who were murdered last year probably by someone with transphobia.
Person 1: Mmmm...did you know there were 2 million murders of non-transgender people last year and most committed by someone who didnt like a person for some reason.
Millennial: Ohhhhh?? Gee I need more tattoos.
Person 1: Stupid goddam MILLENNIAL!
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Millennials represent the generation born 1981-1996. They are best known for feeling entitled without accomplishing anything useful; being whiny, impatient, and useless; hunching over their devices (for that 90-year-old's posture), hating anyone over 35 and age discriminating like mad; instituting miserable practices such as waiting in queues for 2 hours for some rubbish ice cream, boba tea, or other trendy nonsense. In other words, they are the new Baby Boomers, come back to further destroy the planet.
The irony is that Baby Boomers and Millennials hate one another. They are really the same, only separated by 3 decades.
Some millennial told me to go to Brenda's Soul Food for brunch. I went and the wait for 2 was 5 fucking hours. Everyone else there was a stupid millennial hunched over their phone or taking selfies. What a fucking nightmare!
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A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants
That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is
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Millennial is an alternative name for Generation Y.
A generation is generally agreed to be about twenty years: Baby Boomers (40s & 50s), Generation X (60s & 70s), Millennials (80s & 90s), Generation Z (00s & 10s).
The three main defining attributes that Millennials have, seem to be: firstly that they have grown up taking technology for granted, secondly that they have grown up in a world where there are no consequences for bad behavior and thirdly that they have been told they can do whatever they like in the world as there are no winners or losers.
The former meaning that they are first generation who spend more time inside than outside doing something constructive. Advancements in entertainment technology and (half arsed lazy parenting from Generation X parents) has meant Millennials have grown up in bedrooms with their own TVs, stereos, laptops and game consuls. this has made the threat of "I'll send you to your room" moot, as there is no place the Millennial would rather be.
The later is more serious; due to the continual growth and proliferation of the ridiculous concept of "Politically Correct", Millennials have grown up; not being spanked at home (in most cases), not receiving any real punishment at school and even in the criminal justice system receiving derisory sentences.
The last has created a generation of "Special Little Snowflakes", who seem to think they can do what ever they want and are prone to tantrums if they don't get their own way. university.
I see the Millennials are crying about Brexit, a bit rich considering most of them didn't even bother to vote.
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Like "epic", except not for cunts.
1. Have you heard that new dnb tune? It's fucking millennial!
2. Jesus I've got the most millennial boner.
3. Only millennial cunts use the word epic as an adjective.
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People who are addicted to there phones have no idea what a real conversation is. They believe what social media says and tweets on twitter.
Omg I talked to a millennial Wait she was on her phone so I couldn’t.
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A generation raised by grand theft auto San Andreas and dead beat dads
those millennial man all they want to do is sell blow shoot guns and fuck hookers without payin em
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