mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

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mincing

Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!

Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it!

Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!

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Mince

Mincing is the act of putting mince/meat through someone’s letterbox during the night with the intention of it rotting and making their house smell foul.

“I can’t believe she cheated on me, man”
“fuck her, let’s go mince her gaff and teach her a lesson”

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

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Minced

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

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Minced

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

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Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

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