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A very nondescript town in the state of Minnesota. Minneapolis isn't a city. It's an old, mostly run-down suburb of a tiny "downtown" area that's almost a parody of itself. Minneapolis is not on anyone's map outside of MN and that bothers the hell out of almost everyone that lives in Minneapolis. Minneapolis residents have a severe inferiority complex about their little town. They want so bad to be seen in the nation's eye as being on the level of LA, SF, NY, etc and refuse to accept that they live in flyover country. But that's all Minneapolis is. Flyover country.
Brad: Hey look honey, two gay guys are moving in next door. We SO live in a hip, vibrant city! Minneapolis rocks! It's just like NYC!
Tina: Yes dear, whatever you say.
(goes into the next room and gets on the phone with sister from Arizona)
Tina: Beth? Can I come live with you? Minneapolis sucks!
Beth: Tina? Why are you whispering?
Tina: Brad's on one of his "Minneapolis is such a city" kicks and I just can't take it anymore!
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A city that has way better venues and culture than its neighbor to the east because ol' St. Paul was too busy pastorbating to take note.
Guy from Minneapolis: I'd like to spoonbridge with your cherry.
Girl: Call yo'self the ginasaur, cuz' I like where this is headed! (this being any direction away from St. Paul).
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Minneapolis a town with really bad DJ's.
In Minneapolis there a DJ's there that calls himself DJ Pablo "El Mas Racoon" The guy ride the coat tails of other latin artist that come to that city. The guy sucks as a DJ and he is not even a real DJ. He is playing a DJ. The guy is about 450 pounds. The one thing he does good is market his lies well and his DJ skills. He will tell you he is on tour when he is really home for the weekend. Beware of the lies from the DJ. Dont waste your money going to any of the clubs this guy is at.
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A nice city of Minnesota. It's glamor years were in the 60's with the Mary Tyler Moore Show and big industry. Today, 700,000 people live there. 10% of Minneapolis Residents are also Chicago Residents, but they screw both states and collect their welfare. 15% of Minneapolis Residents are white kids trying to be "black". 50% of the residents are immigrants. Can't complain about them, cause they are dumb white trash trying to be "black" and they work their ass off trying to make a living. The rest of the residents are average, middle class residents. 95% of Minneapolis Residents cannot drive slow enough (Constrast to the 99% of Saint Paul Residents who drive too damn slow). Minneapolis has an elaborate skyline, surrounded by ugly-ass sculpture parks created by liberals and hippies. Overall, Minneapolis is a nice city. Just don't be in the North Side without a gun, or you will get shot (usually by those white kids trying to be "black"). (PS- We regret ever voting for Jessie Ventura!)
I went to Minneapolis to watch the Vikings play, but I got shot at by those white kids trying to be "black", you betcha.
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Real life Warzone. Bunch of violent cops beating the 💩 out of people and animals and a bunch of people ransacking grocery stores, dealerships, etc. This situation isn’t helping with the coronavirus pandemic at all and it only makes it worse for everyone else.
Minneapolis, a place where a real life Battle Royale experience is being created.
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Ghetto as hell...that all i gatta say..'GHETTO'
Britney Thinks she ghetto cuz she lived in minneapolis since she was two!
Someone Bitchin out britney about being ghetto: Dont try and act like your all Ghetto!
Britney: I AM GHETTO! i lived in minneapolis!
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The coldest city in America. The city touts it's literacy rate, healthy population, low crime, high culture and numerous parks in a desperate attempt to lure residents to the frigid metro. The nickname "Mini Apple" is an even less subtle effort to bring oblivious New Yorkers to the region. The city bears a strong resemblance to Kansas city, Omaha, Des Moines and suburban Chicago, and thus is of little interest.
Polar bear- "It's so cold!"
Penguin- "Not as bad as Minneapolis."
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