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The sixth largest city in Canada. A lot of residents here fear the city will one day be like Toronto, but it's not. Missisauga's a lot cleaner, there's less crime, and it's not that busy. Plus, we don't elect idiotic morons to go sit in city hall and pretend to take care of our city.
Mississauga's waaaay better than Toronto, because we have a kick ass mayor. Hazel's a better mayor than Mel Lastman and David Miller combined.
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A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.
I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...
The Canadian way of counting in Mississippi's.
One Mississauga, two Mississauga, three Mississauga
Urinating in public places, where you can be easily seen. Urination can be performed anywhere, day or night, as long as you are not obstructed from view. This is typically performed on objects that people touch, like door handles, or parking meters, and is especially common to be conducted on local schools. It can also be performed on local landmarks, or anything else considered humourous. Lying about places you have urinated on is strictly forbidden.
"Dude, i just drenched my teachers car door Mississauga styles."
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when you take a shit and then leave it out in the sun until it dries and becomes hard. then you proceed to beat your woman with it until she cries. Then you use her tears as lubrecant and bust in her eye.
I mississauga booty called her so badly it made my horney.
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