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Mississippi

1; Mississippi is an Unrecognized country but it can’t afford advertising to explain how it’s a country so it will always be an unrecognized country.
2; to Sip a femboy/trap’s boipussy since it has the word sip on it
3; A poor state that’s so poor the state is the poorest state in the USA

1; Where do you live? Oh, I live in Mississippi. The fucks that? You wouldn’t get it.
2; Dam Bro I just Mississippied a femboy. No way, congrats!

3; Man I’m so broke I make a Mississippi look like a billionaire.

by DaddyBeeper September 3, 2021

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mississippi

the armpit of America

The coast used to be the only cool thing about it but then Hurricane Katrina had to go fuck that up.

arkansas,louisiana, and alabama residents thank god for mississippi becuase if not for them they would be the worst state in the union.

the people are generally stupid and ignorant,even the college educated ones are pretty ignorant

Id rather work as whore on bourbon street than live in Mississippi.

by craiggo August 20, 2006

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Mississippi

The most boring and torturing place on this universe aside from hell.

Allison-I would rather die than live in Mississippi.
Kim-Fa sho my nigga!!Mississippi sux!

by Allison August 30, 2004

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Mississippi

A 48,430 square foot meth lab.

- Have you ever been to Mississippi?
- No, I don’t do meth or sleep with my cousins.

by baskid April 5, 2019

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mississippi

mississippi is a place that nobody wants to go to BECAUSE it never snows and it sucks its always like 80 degrees on christmas ? 🤨 seems homophobic right. all i want is a white christmas but NOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE 100 DEGRES 🙄

ur mom is in mississippi

by mississippihatepage December 23, 2021

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Mississippi Flush

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

by St Pete card player December 16, 2011


Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

by Bog-man July 10, 2016