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Mitchell's are rare creatures. Here's what you can expect from some if not all of them.
1. Reminding people their name Is too common
2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic
3. Too flirty for their own good.
4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats
5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.
6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.
7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when
they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.
8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.
9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.
10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.
11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)
Duuude, did you hear? Mitchel hooked up with Elizabeth last night!
Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!
I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.
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The most amazing guy you can ever meet. Once you start talking to him you can't stop. He is like a drug. He has the most beautiful blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, great barbie-ish laugh, tall, and extremely sweet. His family gets complicated at times but he usually can get through it. He needs people to be there for him. He truly only loves one person. He will hurt you, toss you around a little, but in the end, you were the only person he loves. Even though it may not seem like it. He has the most interesting perspective of life. He will love you forever no matter what you put each other through.
Guy: Is that Mitchell?
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.
Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...
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The most amazing boy in the world :) he's hilarious and just thinking about him at any moment makes me smile. He's so nice and caring and is a good problem solver. He may not be the most sporty or strong guy in the world but he's perfect to me and I love him to death. Plus he's super hot anyway (Willard Mitchell Hot Railsback) he's really smart too and I feel like I can talk to him about anything like he's my best friend. There isn't a second in a day where I don't want to be around him and hold his hand and hug and kiss him because every time he touches me I get butterflies and can't help but smile. He has the sweetest blue eyes I've ever seen in my life and I could stare into them forever.
Also I can always just be my weird self around him and I can sing around him and not feel all awkward (haha) and even though things do get awkward here and there, I wouldn't trade a Mitchell for the world!!
Ahhhhhh!!! Willard Mitchell Hot Railsback is over there doing the unicorn lol he's so perfect for me!!
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Mitchell is the best guy you could ever ask for. He will always stand beside you when times are dark, and will most likely become the love of you life when you are coming out of dark times. With dark hair and eyes you WILL get lost in forever, nothing beats this lovely dude.
Pray one day you meet a Mitchell, because they are the best.
Love you bae!!
Girl - I'm so jealous, she has Mitchell!
The most amazing person in the world.
Great sense of humour.
Amazing body.
Eyes that you can't look away from.
Lovely lips.
A good person.
Someone you can't live without.
Someone that can brighten your day
with a smile or a hug.
That does really cute things.
Computer geek, but still cute.
Girl 1: I love my boyfriend so much!
Girl 2: Do you have a Mitchell?
Girl 1: Yeah, how did you know?
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A strawberry/sandy blonde. A rare breed. He’s always going to make you laugh even during the hardest times, he will take care of you when youre sick, he has the patience of a saint, he’s logical but doesnt see things in only black and white and he’s someone you can call your best friend. If you fall in love with this kind of Mitchell, just know you arent getting someone who is “perfect” but someone that will only ever try to change for the better. The best thing about him is that he is so comfortable in his own skin that he isnt afraid to express his femininity. He’s a plant, an animal and Lebron lover. He’s loyal, honest and trustworthy. Love for him does not come easy but if youre the right person for him, he will express it in 101 different ways and show no signs of giving up on you. When youre around this kind of Mitchell you feel special, like youre the only person in the world. He is always going to be your cheerleader through any decisions you make and when youre as impulsive as I can be, this is a very adoring trait! There are endless amazing things you could say about this kind of Mitchell as there is no 1 word to fully incapsulate what type of person he is. So I will leave you with this, you will know once you have found this person and at first it won’t be easy, but do not give up on him. He will always try. He may not get it right the first time but he will always try. Putting in the time and effort to be with him will only ever gift you a lifetime of joyfulness.
If I can’t date Danny DeVito, Drew Barrymore or Ryan Reynolds, dating Mitchell is the next best thing
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He's plainly a really weird but funny guy when you first meet him but after you get to know him better you understand that he simply is a guy with a great heart and steady mind. He loves to sing, act, etc. He always falls for girls but can only think of one that he goes to practice with everyday. (Viv) He has big blue eyes that you feel like you could get lost in and has blonde hair and super cute freckles. He simply just is a great guy and if you ever meet a Mitchell stop and talk to him he could just help you out because he loves to stand up for people and he will ALWAYS be there if you need him.
Person #1-" Did you talk to Mitchell cause I think he really likes you"!
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