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A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.
When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"
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Mitchelle is Hebrew for "Gift from God"......she's really pretty like downright fine with an amazing smile that can arrest you...She's smart and not to mention extremely talented...vocally. She is so caring, an animal lover, has a great sense of humor and is very colourful in persoonality...What stands out about her is that she loves with the love of the Saviour...she's a really warm person is always there when you need her. She's ready to face anything alongside you...She takes good care of you and is always praying for you...but most of all She's God fearing...loves the Lord with her all...
Guy1: Dude, do you have a Mitchelle in your life
Guy2: Nah bruh why?
Guy1: Trust me you need to get yourself one now
Guy2: Aight man cool
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Mitchell has a strong sense of right & wrong. He has countless friends by never making anyone feel "low on the totem pole or less than himself." Mitchell is a natural born leader with unlimited potential. This guy knows what cool means. He would not hurt anyone on purpose but nobody messes with this guy. He has an authoritative presence, knows how to set boundaries yet still protective and reassuring. He will listen to you. It's a challenge in itself to dislike Mitchell. Respect and ethics are not lost on this gentleman. We need more people in the world like him. I sincerely hope he recognizes his own remarkable traits & gifts.
Mitchell is a righteous dude.
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A wonderfull man who has a great heart, and will love you fro who you are, and not what you have. he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method. Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced. he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes. He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be. He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers
"He's Such a Mitchell."
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Mitchell is super fucking hot. All the girls want him, but they never say anything because they are afraid he wont think their pretty. But In reality he is super nice and honestly the sweetest. He also loves video games.
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He's really really funny and can pretty much crack a joke at any time. He's so nice and thoughtful and cautious of everyone, but yet he sometimes can get a little salty... he's really cute and has great hair. Usually kind of shorter, brown hair and freckles.
He is the best at exposing or roasting people and tends to do it a lot. It's funny though. He's a really great guy and always knows how to cheer people up. He acts as if he's friends with everyone and a lot of people like him. He's considered shorter for his age as well.
He is great with ladies and always knows how to make the right moves. He is great at keeping on-going long-lasting relationships and hates to hurt someone. He is often called Mitch, by teachers and friends. It's a suitable nickname I suppose
Overall, Mitchell is the greatest guy anyone could meet and the best friend anyone could really ask for.
Guy 1: I'm so jealous of Mitchell
Guy 2: I know right! I wish I looked like that ...
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Mitchell’s are kind people who are very stand off-ish but are very open once you get to know them. Mitchell’s preference to have a small friend groups and fucking hate all Connors with a passion. A Mitchell will always help a friends and Mitchell’s are very strong and scary. Always followed by women and Michaels (their best friends are usually called Michael) alike, he is a man that breathes cool. He has one of the Biggest dicks in any room (8 to 15 inches). They also get annoyed by Liams pretty easily.
Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s Mitchell
Person 1: He’s so dreamy
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