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Monkeypox

Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.

Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!

I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.

by Neema Bahlslicht July 28, 2022


Monkeypox

Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.

Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.

Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022

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Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox

Jah= xxxtentacion Unc= the guy who made call me what you want Mr tasty= an ice cream truck in Baltimore monkeypox: a sickness

Wsg muntbuddy wanna go to the Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox store??

by troncatofwgkta November 30, 2024