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Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss
Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss
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When you say hi to a hot girl over speakerphone and simultaneously part your butt cheeks and fart.
I was talking to Stacey this morning and I greeted her with a Tokyo Good Morning.
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Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
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The intro of the one and only minecraft series from pewdiepie. Sounds so beautiful it brings a smile to the face
"Good Morning Gamers! It's a beautiful day in Minecraft!"
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a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning
dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops
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When you say hi to a hot girl via speakerphone while simultaneously parting your buttcheeks and farting.
I called Nicole this morning to see how she was doing and I started off the call with a Tokyo Good Morning.
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A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:
4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)
Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.
Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?
I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!
Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.
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