An adjective describing an absolute doofus.
Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of 13 on that test.
Guy 2: Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.
a morty is a sidekick for a rick ricks are intelligent
rick:ugh morty why are you so dumb! oh wait you're a morty
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Brawl Stars character that spins right before enemy goal with the ball, tries to trickshot, fails and dies! He calls himself βbringer of doomβ and βa creature of the nightβ!
That stupid Mortis just wonβt score normally!
a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)
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A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
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The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!
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The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.
"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."
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