Despacitism

The religion where the Despacito Spiders of ROBLOX believe in! The religion rivals Christianity and their gods are Luis Fonsy (with The Mythical OOF being his second coming) and Daddy Yankee, the singers of Despacito! Missionary Despacito and some other Despacitos resurrected The Mythical OOF but Missionary Despacito and some Despacito of the group died! Another Despacito, Chad/Virgin Despacito, confronterend Jeuse, which let to Jeuse’s death!

Despacito Spiders believe in Despacitism

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Curiosity

Curiosity is the killer of cats

Curiosity killed the cat

Majin Sonic

Unintentional scary (because in the European/Japanese versions had groovy music while the Americans got nightmare fuel as music) deformed Sonic that appears in Sonic CD (Easter egg that appears if you set sound test to 46-12-25, appearing along with the message “Fun is infinite, SEGA enterprises, signed by Majin (hence the name)), Sonic.exe nightmare begins (as Creep) and FridayNightFunkin (hidden song from mod)! Differences between Majin and regular Sonic are:
Majin has 3 spines while Sonic has 6
Sonic has spines on his back while Majin doesn’t
Majin has a human face while Sonic has a cartoony animal face
Majin has no ears while Sonic does
Majin Sonic has been a part of a large debate if he has a mustache or not but the creator of the character has confirmed on Twitter that he doesn’t have a mustache!

Back in mah age da Majin Sonic Eastah egg gave us nightmares

Red shirt Shaggy

Shaggy but he’s not straight, more polite, has a sadder backstory (unlike regular Shaggy his dog, Scooby, died) and is more powerful then regular Shaggy

There he comes! Red shirt Shaggy!

NFT

Picture or 3D-model people sell for millions of dollars while you can just right-click-save-as or screenshot! In short: a scam

Ight imma screenshot this NFT

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

Anatidaephelia

Sexuality for ducks. There are 2 types:
1. Attracted to ducks itself
2. Attracted to anthropomorphic ducks
They’re not a part of the LGBTQ+ community because having sex with animals is no good!

Anatidaephelia is a sexuality only Disney fans could ever get!