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State of everything being in its place
Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.
Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.
When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips
Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea
(to do the) Moses means:
1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.
2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.
Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!
A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.
Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males "
An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.