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A swollen facial hematoma commonly suffered by boxers.
The cut-man tried to ice his fighter's mouse but in the end had to use his razor on it.
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another cute name for a womens vagina
I'm going to slip off your panties and lick your cute mouse until you squeak.
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The act of using a computer wordmouse/word
Mousing is more accurate now that I have an optical mouse.
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An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
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An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.
Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.
Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.
Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.
The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.
Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).
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Control for the computer.
A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.
I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.
Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.
Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!
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