Mr. Krabs

A form of blowjob that a person can give to you.

JoJo: Yeah last night Jenny gave me a Mr. Krabs.

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Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loves money.

Mr. Krabs: I like money
Squidward: I don't care

Mr. Krabs

Someone who thinks money is better than shelter.

Mack: I need the money! I can't live without it!
Cara: Shut the hell up, Mr. Krabs, we know it's you!

mr. krabs

A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. He’s a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larry’s gym so he doesn’t have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.

Mr. Krabs: Boyo, I’m going to have to cut ye pay checks
Spongebob: anything for you, my saviour Eugene Krabs, *bows down*
Mr. Krabs: idiot

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Mr Krabs

When your partner kills the mood after stimulating your genitalia by shouting "CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!!!"

I went to bed with blue balls because my girl Mr krabs me

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mr krabs

A beautiful being with extra terrestrial layers

mr krabs is beautiful

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Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

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