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Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.
Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"
Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.
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while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.
Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?
Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
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Mummy is a slang term used for a marijuana blunt with two joint papers wrapped around it turning the outside appearance white. This First originated in Summerville, South Carolina (also know as the 843).
Boy 1- Wanna come over to my house after school me and antoine rolled a mummy up
Boy 2- Yea i'd love to sounds like a real swell time
Boy 1- okay dude see you there
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Mummy is your mothers mother it’s The gypsy word for grandma
Mummy I love you
Mummy: lol
When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.
"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."
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After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.
After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!
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