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To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
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the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
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Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
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the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
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To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
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when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'
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