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Italian dictator and former head of state; he held the title of “Il Duce” (English: The Leader) during his time of rule over Italy. He came into power in 1923 after he and his group of Blackshirt paramilitaries under the National Fascist Party initiated a coup in what became known as the March of Rome, leading to a bloodless transfer of power by the then-king of the Kingdom of Italy to Mussolini. Ruling his country over a totalitarian fascist dictatorship, he pursued an alliance with Nazi Germany and fought in World War 2 with the Axis Powers, but was soon forced to step down by the Italian King after the Allied Forces invaded the Italian mainland, later being rescued by German paratroopers and placed as the head of the new Italian Social Republic, a Nazi puppet regime that fought the Italian resistance and the Kingdom of Italy (which by now was affiliated with the Allies after Mussolini was forced to step down) during the Italian Civil War. He was later killed in 1945 by a communist partisan, and his dead body was publicly hanged upside down along with a few other notable fascists.
‘Benito Mussolini, in full Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini, byname Il Duce (Italian: “The Leader”), (born July 29, 1883, Predappio, Italy—died April 28, 1945, near Dongo), Italian prime minister (1922–43) and the first of 20th-century Europe’s fascist dictators. Mussolini was the first child of….’
-Britannica
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Benito Mussolini... why you so angry? Is it because all of your women are so hairy? Have a meatball.
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1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.
1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.
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when a man and a women are having sex and the man is giving the women anal, he reaches around front of her and starts to finger her vagina
I was fucking your mom last night and gave her a Sneaky mussolini...im sneaky like that
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A crazy son-of-a-bitch that ruled the then Facist Italy from 1922-1945. He, his wife, his family and his generals were dragged through the streets of Italy in 1945, beaten, gutted, and hanged upside down. So a lesson to girls--If you marry a guy that turns into a dictator-divorce his ass!!
Benito Mussolini was a total ass!
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Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.
Named for Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy, and a pun on Montezuma's Revenge, the result of eating bad Mexican food.
I know I should have said something to the waiter when my ravioli came out cold, now I have Mussolini's revenge.
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Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
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