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A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
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being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence
Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces
A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well
A special burger that comes with pickle... simple as that!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pickle My Funny Bone Burger, you should try it!"
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An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.
Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.
"well Fuck my old sea bones"
"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"
Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.
I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~
Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."
When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie
You're pulling my bones mate