my dad

he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie

76👍 6👎

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

207👍 49👎

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

14👍 2👎

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

my dad

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

51👍 23👎

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5