The CEO of poo. He gets possessed by Allah every Thursday afternoon and is constantly seen eating Holgerβs last remaining hairs. He lives in a Rice Cripsies box and sings the Russian anthem while barbecuing chicken leg bis and muslims.
Vinnie: Myron is so Halal! EEEHHHHHHH BRUHBRUH2121211 LEBRON JAMES BRUHBRBURH YOU STUPID ππ³β―οΈππ¦₯π¦₯π¦₯ππππ€¨π€¨
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person 1: Have you heard of Myron?
person 2: Augh man, fuck Myron. He is an asshole licker.
person 1: aigh man u right doe
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myron makes hedaya mad 24/7
myron is a bitch and makes everything a big deal
myron ruins hedayas mood all the time
myron micallef sucks at football andhe always makes hedaya mad
dirty myron is when a black male with a big dick fucks a woman hard
last nicht my husband went in dirty myron that is really deep
The art of doing unreal bits. As a cousin of Nacho Monreal, when you do Myron Tings you do insane sourcery.
βWhat did you do tonight?β, βI did Myron Tingsβ