NASA

National Aeronautics and Space Administration
The really cool guys that the government gives a whole lotta cash for them to do stuff in space!
Competitors: The Russian Federal Space Agency (RFSA)
Justification: The Earth will eventually die, and when that happens we gotta do sometin'!...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and
at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again–enjoy paying them!

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Controls the Moons which Orbit the Earth!

Hurray NASA♡

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NASA originally stood for the "National Anal Sex Association". Now NASA stands for the "Nutty Assholes in Space Authority", having changed its focus from bedrooms to the sky. They're still fuckin' anal, though!

NASA was really created as an attempt to fool people into thinking America reached Venus (as Europe did first). It failed to live up to the expectations of NACA.

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that place in Florida that sends up shiny things into space that really achieve nothing but to give us television and to waste government money.Years ago they claimed to send someone to the moon.

"oooo.... shiny things going to space"

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niggas and stupid assholes

fuck NASA

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Neil Armstrong Space Adventure

Or, preferably Kyle's future kid, Neil Armstrong Litjens

NASA

Lauraa: Whats your kid called?
Kyle: African Tribal Hunter Litjens
Laura: No, the other one
Kyle: Neil Armstrong Litjens
Josh: Hokai
Nicola: Eh? I don't get it

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To blank or refuse a high-five, either by accident or on purpose.

Refers to massive NASA high five fail

'Dude, you just totally NASAed me'

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