ndp

A political party in Canada supported mainly by welfare recipients and idealist students. They are out of touch with true Canadian values and will often pander to the desires of any minority group in order to get a vote.

Any self respecting Canadian would not vote for the NDP.

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the term ndp refers to Nigger Dick Porn, meaning any type of pr0n that involves nigger dick.

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NDP lunch

Named after a radical leftist political party in Canada that hates budgets and loves taking it easy, the NDP. An NDP lunch is an early-starting and inordinately lengthy lunch period taken by the NDP's core supporters: government, non-profit, make-work, and NGO workers who have lots of free time during normal work hours.

An NDP lunch will start before 11:30am and can end no earlier than 1:45pm.

The NDP lunch, previously a luxury reserved only for managerial level employees, became accessible to all level of worker and social assistance beneficiary when work from home was imposed during the Rona. The popularity of the NDP lunch is one of the many reasons why government work-from-home employees are violently resisting showing up to a workplace three (3) days a week where NDP lunches are not tolerated.

Liam: "Hey comrade let's go for lunch! I don't have meetings until 2."

Cornelius: "Bro I am not your comrade, it's 10:45 am, and I am not a work from home government worker. I cannot take an NDP lunch on a work day which for me is 6 days a week because the NDP keeps taxing my business."

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NDP tab

Slang for a tablet of No-Doz Plus. Used most often by comp sci majors, hackers, and cyberpunks due to it sounding more "edgy" and interesting. ND tab is, of course, the alternate slang for regular No-Doz.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you tired?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I'm still zapped from the two tabs of NDP and the three cups of coffee I had before I left the house."

Guy 1: "Man, we're going to be up all night writing this program."
Guy 2: "I'm already tired. Pass me an NDP tab."

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ndp swim class

the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.

"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."

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