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Nando

To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.

My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail.

I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.

by SodaPop106 May 5, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nandos

"Portuguese" Restaurant that cant even spell its main dish. Its Piri Piri not Peri Peri...
They serve things that they dont even know exist.
Although it is a very nice restaurant and I the food is great they need to improve on their Portuguese-ness.

One lunch time at Nandos:
Customer: Can I have a Galao please?
Waitress: A what?
Customer: A Galao.. its on the menu right infront of you.
Waitress: Oh right erm yea ok.

10 minutes later

Waitress comes over to table with the drink: Heres your Galileo!

by .A.J. March 3, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nando

When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.

Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando

by Nilay Patel October 7, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nando

A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.

Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!

by PatCU September 29, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nando's

To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.

"I hear Lysander went to Nando's."
"Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."

by Zefan January 4, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.

Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."

by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020


Nando's Whore

Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.

"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"

"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."

by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž