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an elegant, intriguing man who is something of a mystery. attractive and magnetic. charming without trying to be.
I saw Lysander in a suit, and it made my night.
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kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys
"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "
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A shrew little old man who goes around small towns and peddles MDMA (ecstacy) tablets to kids under 17.
"I was walking down the street and saw a Lysander, I went over but he was all out"
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one of the lovers in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Demetrius:"... and Lysander, yield thy crazed title to my certain right!"
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a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.
Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.
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a gay boy who sucks off XioN and w00tage
/lysander sucks XioN and w00tage
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A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.
Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.
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