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1. random stuff or things.
Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.
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She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!
god your so fucking gorgeous!
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He is sort of afraid of water, in a strange way. Likes to annoy people.... Is the LochNess Monster
P1: STOP WITH THE WATER ALREADY!!!
P2: Geez Nessi CALM DOWN....
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Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.
Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."
Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?
A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."
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Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!
You Epic Nessie!!!
Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!
Or Do a Nessie!
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“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed
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