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nigel

The result of a nuclear bomb fusing Goku from Dragon Ball Z, Method Man, Bruce Lee, Slayer'S_Boxer, Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Robby Templeton, Dennis Rodman, Michael Jackson, a few Grues, Optimus Prime, Jeff Staple, Barack Obama, Chris Rock, Megatron, Gandalf, Sauron, Vernon Davis, Frieza, Batman, Indiana Jones, Don Juan, Godzilla 2000, Destroya, the Terminator, all the Power Rangers Wolverine, and the Beast.

and then there was nigel

by optimusnick94 October 30, 2007

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A Nigel

A situation where, after a sensible comment has been made, the receiver understands little or none of the comment or its context. Often ending up in a lengthy re-examination of the original comment at great distress to the issuing party.

The act of following a perfectly valid comment that would ordinarily spark debate with an idiotic question, thus derailing the entire conversation.

1.
Peter: "I just heard in the news that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "What?"
Peter: "I said I just heard that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just read it in the news, I'm trying to find out why."
Steve: "the government do that to the property market."
Peter: "Are we still talking about oil prices?"
Stever: "What?"
Peter: "Stop being a Nigel!"

2.

Peter: "I just came up with a way of solving world peace for all humanity."
Steve: "Why?"

by ConcernedandConfusedFriend January 24, 2011

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Nigel

The individual who brings the Brie to a party or other social function.

“Oh, that must be Nigel with the Brie!” -Bogey Lowenstein.

by Umberto Onderdonk July 30, 2021

Nigeled

To be Nigeled signifies the state induced by drinking alcoholic beverages from 10 am until 10 am the next day whilst having sex with at least 12 females within that short time frame.

"Oh mate, I went to tape last night and got absolutely nigeled "
"How many females did you have a sexual intercourse with that night ?”
"Not sure, I believe 34"
" Nice, you were indeed nigeled "

by BTC_Nigel October 26, 2018

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