virus

In computing:
A program designed to multiplicate and spread itself over networks.

Most are designed to destroy the systems they encounter, after they used it to 'breed'.
(eg. using contacts, emails, ... found on a system)

The damage; mostly just wordsoftware/word which needs to be re-installed.
The sollution: a wordvirusscanner/word

"I opened an email titled 'I love you', and screwed up my puter."
"LMAO, desperate eh?"

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virus

One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".

"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"

Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.

(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)

virus

Something stupid people get when they use Outlook or Internet Explorer

Hey Look Outlook is installing another "attachment"

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Virus

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

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virus

the excuse you give your mom when she catches you jerking off while watching shrek porn.

my pants started slipping off when i got this virus on my computer.

Virus

an internet whore/hoe

-Yo son what you do today.
-Nuthin much just finished talkin to this VIRUS on aim and we bout to go run a train on that bitch, you down??
-Hell yea ma nigga. Be ther in like 10 minutes.. Payce
-P Pay Payce

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