dutch

1. of or pertaining to the Netherlands.

2. a blunt made by rolling weed in a cigar wrapper

3. "to get in Dutch" - to get in trouble;

4. "Dutch treat"; an invitation where the invitee is expected to pay his/her own way.

5. "Dutch date"; a date where each person agrees to pick up their own tab.

6. "Dutch uncle": a stern disciplinarian;

7. "Dutch courage"; courage derived from drinking alcohol

1. Dutch girls look really fly in those wooden shoes.

2. Don't bogart that dutch.

3. I got in Dutch with Teresa when she noticed 497 calls to Raquel on my phone bill.

4. When I found out it was supposed to be Dutch treat I had to climb out the bathroom window.

5. Raquel said she'd only go out with me if it's a Dutch date. She doesn't want to feel obligated to give me any.

6. Don't Dutch-uncle me, you ain't my daddy!

7. When I found out I was in Dutch with Theresa i had to stop by the bar for some Dutch courage before I went home.

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Dutch

Something or someone from the Netherlands, a small country in North-West Europe. Because of the many conflicts and wars between England and The Republic of the Seven United Netherlands (as it was then called), 17th century English knew many expressions containing the word to describe something in a derogatory manner. Some of these expressions are still used.

Dutch widow (a prostitute).

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dutch

1) a brand of cigar almost exclusively used for rolling blunts. No one actually smokes dutches, they just gut them bitches and fill em up wit product.

2) a slang word for a blunt

3) i guess a dutch is also sumone from Holland lol

roll another dutch my nigga

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Dutch

People whose heritage comes from the Western European country known as the Netherlands. Known for being tall, re-claiming their land from the sea, wooden shoes, and tulips.

The Dutch are given credit for the invention of the doughnut, so be thankful for that.

The Dutch are also responsible for the creation of the BeNeLux trade agreement after WWII, now known as the European Union.

The Dutch are also known to be stingy with their money, not unlike being called a 'Jew' but those of Dutch heritage take pride in their coupon-clipping lifestyle.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I just saw this super-tall bro at the store."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's probably Dutch."

Dude 1: "We should thank somebody for bringing post-War peace to Europe."
Dude 2: "Thank the Dutch, they're awesome."

Dude 1: "I just bought a doughnut with a buy-one-get-2-free coupon."
Dude 2: "Wow! You are so Dutch!"

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dutch

Dutch or Dutchie;

Inhabitant of The Netherlands, a small country in Europe. Contrary to popular belief, they do not wear clogs all the time.

1: Did you see that Dutchie?
2: What Dutchie? I thought those wore clogs?

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Dutch

the tallest damn people in the world, averaging in at 6' 2", which , contrary to one of the posts before this, implies they are very well endowed.
The Netherlands (where dutch people come from) has dykes. Real dykes, which are like dams exept to keep out the ATLANTIC OCEAN.
Oh yeah, and they bike EVERYWHERE, which is chill 'cause all the land in The Netherlands is flat.

Me: "I'm Dutch, f34r my huge wang"

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Dutch

Those guys who ate their prime minister once in 1672

Johnny: Yo i hate our prime minister
Bobby: Lets eat him
Johnny: yes because we are dutch