I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

I've got nothing

Yet another phase of the Australian Rugby League lover: I cannot really rebuke your allegation at this stage.

a. Mate, whats the go? I saw you leave last night with wooly mamoth!

b. I've got nothing.

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I've been Romenesko'd

When Jim Romenesko's news industry blog mentions your name or your newspaper's name with a link to your website.

"Wow, Jim Romenesko linked to my oped piece in the Times today, first time that ever happened! Can't wait to tell my friends that I've been Romenesko'd."

-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010

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I've Got The Nuts!

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not

1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!

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I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

I've had enough!

This basically means that, the individual have had enough and is going to do a really bad thing. :o

Bitch 1: Ha-ha-ha, you are such a fucking loser.
Dude who had enough: I've had enough!