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noddy

A First year Apprentist normaly the first 3 -6 Months of his trade. Named due to the excessive nodding of his head when things are being explained to him.
This condition normaly comes about because they are to scared to say anything. With good reason.....haha!

Tradesman:Now turn that bolt clockwise
Apprentist: ( Nods Head )
Tradesman: Thats Anticlockwise Dickhead!
Apprentist: (Nods Head)
Tradesman: Now Noddy if you look at the hands of a clock which way do they go.
Apprentist: ( Blank Look)

by Peter Fridolf June 23, 2007

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Noddy

An annoying kiddy show about some pixie and his big red-and-yellow herpes.

The theme song is so pleasant that it's sickening.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noddy

someone who is a wanker , word was invented by one toby from portsmouth

'shut up feeble , you are the biggest noddy i know m8

by ben ford November 12, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


noddy land

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

by Me'ol'ducker February 3, 2019

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Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

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niddy noddy

the act of fornicating while wearing footy pajamas

A small penis

They were busy doing the niddy noddy last night and couldn't come to the movies with us.

Nah I didn't do him. He has a niddy noddy.

by whatnowbtch April 12, 2010

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fucking noddy

An exclaimation to occumpany an occasion when someone has been tampering with your auto mobile. Especially if said car has been crushed to the size of Noddy's from the Enid Blyton books.

Fucking knees round my ears, in this FOUR FUCKING FOOT CAR that's only TWO FOOT SIX TALL! I mean, what am I, FUCKING NODDY!?

by DJ Basaran October 16, 2004

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