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the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.
The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.
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One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"
guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick
The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.
"Did you get a camera phone?" "No, I just have the Nokia brick"
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The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
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A mobile phone released by the company Nokia in 2003.
It is part of the ultrabasic line of phones, characterized by it's low price and low amount of functions.
People who use a Nokia 1100 will either:
- Not have enough money for a more expensive phone
- Only want to use their phone for calling and SMSing
The Nokia 1100 is one of the best selling consumer electronics devices in the world.
It also has a built-in flashlight, activated by pressing the C button.
- What phone do you have?
* A Nokia 1100
- Can it take pictures?
* No
- Can it surf the web?
* No
- Can it do anything?
* Yes! /presses C and blinds - with the flashlight
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