Noons

(n) meaning someone who is too gay to function. Abnormal in everyway apart from penis size.

That kid is a noons

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noon

A great time for lunch.

It's noon, let's go eat!

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noon

when a socially acceptable time for a person to drink alcohol

"Should you be drinking at 10 am?"
"Its noon somewhere"

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noon

Best time for a gun fight in Philly

Must be a gangsta to understand

They gonna fight at noon.

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NOON

basically the same as 4:20. originated in Richwoods, MO to mean a time to smoke some dank. a good code to use for calling up your order on the phone

IS IT NOON?

damn it's been a long day... I hope I can get some noon..
man, I'm so nooned right now..

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Nooning

Midday coital session

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.

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Noons

Boobs, breasts, fun pillows

Would you rather have huge noons, or be fat with no noons?

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