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Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.
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Nooning: A specific form of procrastination – Effing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.
"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"
The act of putting your head on a pillow or such related item and entering a state of labored breathing
Also known as sleep or catching zees
Ow Steve why do u twitch when u go noon noons
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A failed attempt to censor the word nigga by the app iFunny. In an attempt to advertise their new app, they have now created a new racial slur, noon.
White guy : Hey what's did you hear about that new app noon?
Black guy : The fuck did you just say to me?
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The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".
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At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.
His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".
Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".
A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".
From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".
Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.
From Encyclopediadramatica.
Noone knows who Peter Noone is.
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