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A total studgod, masterful in everyway.
The women dream of being with Kirk.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
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Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.
i.e.: Ohmahgawd! He totally Kirked her!
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"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"
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The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
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Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
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The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.
I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
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A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"