office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

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the office

Kick ass BBC2 Show. Tim is my hero.

When Dawn finally left Lee for Tim my faith in womankind was renewed...

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The Office

A documentary about an epidemic in the city of Scranton, PA where people struggle to find love and relationships outside of the workplace.

Near complete list of hookups within The Office

Pam and Roy
Jim and Pam
Jim and Karen
Michael and Jan
Michael and Holly
Michael and Oscar
Angela and Dwight
Angela and Andy
Ryan and Kelly
Meredith and Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration
Kelly and Darryl
etc.

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Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

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officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

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office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

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officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

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