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Euphamism for female masturbation
"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."
"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."
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what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.
i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.
Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
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When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.
Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.
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The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".
"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."
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When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.
Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.
That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.